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Monday, October 21, 2002 ( 11:44 AM ) Jodi What do we have here? Could it be? Two blogs in less than one week? I must be bored. I have a cold. I hardly ever get sick, but when I do it seems to hang on for a long time and be especially vicious. I can't sleep very well because I am all stuffed up and phlegmy, and so I have to try hard to keep my eyes open at all times while at work or I could be down for the count. Luckily my desk isn't big enough for me to curl up under ala George Costanza or I'm sure I'd be doing that on occasion. I had a good weekend despite my production of copious amounts of phelgm. I played Animal Crossing for Gamecube and it was really neat. I need to find some 10 year old kids to play it with because it's fun to visit other people's towns. I wish I knew more 10 year olds. Too bad I lost contact with the all kids I used to chat with at the video store. I wish I could get a job at a video store that paid 10/hr, but not a Blockbuster type place, just a little independant one like mine was. That sure was a fun job. I found out today that one of the people who works in my building who I always thought was a man is actually a woman. I walked into the ladies room and there he/she was. I don't think I masked my surprise very well. I wonder why some women don't realize they aren't supposed to have a mustache? I'm still thinking about cake. Mmmmmm.................cake. # Tuesday, October 15, 2002 ( 11:57 AM ) Jodi Well, well, well, what do we have here? It's been an insanely long time since I've posted anything here and I wonder if it's even worth my while as I can't imagine many people would keep checking after this long.But maybe some would, and I feel obligated to write something for those who have chosen not to give up on me. I find that I can't get anything done when I am working full time. When I get home from work I am sleepy and feel cruddy and all I want to do is get massaged and have grapes fed to me, even though I don't even like grapes all that much. On the weekends I do everything I neglected to do all week; like laundry, shopping, electrical repairs, pruning, patching the roof, etc. It's never ending, and then the cycle starts all over again on Monday and I hate being caught in vicious circle. I'll be glad when I'll only be working 3 days a week starting next month sometime. I don't even mind the difference in pay, I'll be so happy to wake up in the morning and not have to pick out something snappy to wear. It's hard choosing a unique yet appropriate outfit everyday. Luckily I have several closets of options. So other than working I haven't been doing much of note. I got a super cool armoire thing for my bedroom a few weeks ago and I've been decorating that and filling it with crap. It has over 21 cubic feet of storage space. That's alot. I highly recommend getting one, especially if you don't have alot of storage space. See how boring my life is lately? My most exciting topic of conversation is my armoire. That's sort of sad. I haven't seen much TV lately. I don't think there's much worth watching. I like Ed though and eagerly await the demise of Carol and Dennis' marriage. Gilmore Girls hasn't been as jazzy as I would like and Superboy doesn't seem like it is getting any better even though they promised it would. I don't think I've even seen any of the shows debuting this year except Push Nevada, which I thought was decent, but could tell it would be quickly cancelled. I like pie. It was Thanksgiving in Canada this weekend and I had some pie. It was Cherry and it was pierific. The turkey was not very turkeylicious, but the sidedishes and pie more than made up for it. I also like cake, but did not have any cake this weekend. Oh well, I guess there's always next weekend. The weather is turning quite chilly these days and I had to get out my warm sweater last week. Yay! I love my sweater. I hate when it gets too hot to wear the sweater. Don't you? Speaking of pie, I am quite hungry. What would be something good to have for dinner? Steak maybe? I don't think we have any steak. So maybe I will have leftover turkey. Booooo. I said Booooo. # Thursday, August 01, 2002 ( 1:28 AM ) Jodi So hot, can't move, too hot to move. As far as I've heard, it's not supposed to be this hot in Canada. I have the hiccups and they are making my chest hurt. I have been getting the hiccups alot lately. My diaphragm must not like the heat either. It's too hot to blog. I'm sorry, I promise I will write more tomorrow when it's not so hot. # Tuesday, July 30, 2002 ( 1:08 AM ) Jodi So, I haven't blogged in several days because I've been too busy; ROLLERSKATING. Yes, they finally arrived, and I've been skating everyday, rain or shine. I skate around the basement whenever the urge strikes me, and I only crashed into the tower of boxes once. I need some padding before I go on any really long skate adventures, because the skates seem really sensitive to bumps, rocks, etc and tend to send me flying upon encountering these things. When I was skating at the park the other day a news crew was taping some footage of a baseball game and I am sure I would be in the background of much of the footage. So now I am taping the news on that channel everyday in case I show up. In other less important news, I have a new job that is starting sometime soon. I don't even know exactly what I will be doing, but it will be along the lines of reception type work, transferring calls, telling people where to go and lots of answering of questions from old people. The thing I like about old people is that you can tell them almost anything and they will believe it. Not that I would try to mislead old people in any way, it's just nice to know the option is there. I am probably going to be spending Saturday on my friend's sailboat. I think it will be a fun time. I haven't had any trips out to sea in a while and we might get to see some whales. The last time I saw a whale I was about 10 and my dad poked at it with an oar and I was appalled and wouldn't talk to him for the rest of the day. He was always doing stuff like that. No wonder I don't trust him. Ray is talking about Chinese Food and it is making me hungry. I haven't had Chinese in a long time. I think I need to get some tomorrow. CHINESE FOR LIFE. I will have to settle for english muffin mini pizzas for tonight I guess. So I just took a break to make myself a smoothie, and I had a horrible yogurt accident. I took the top off the yogurt container and I was fishing through the silverwear drawer for a spoon, when the precariously placed yogurt decided to tip itself over and empty itself into the drawer, completely covering all the silverwear in a thick coating of yogurtness. I should have taken a picture. It was a horrible mess to clean up, and now I think I will hate yogurt forever. GO TO HELL, DAMN DIRTY YOGURT! Does anyone else have their TV on a turntable so they can turn it any angle they wish? The Rerun show looks horrible. I wonder who was the genius who came up with that? # Tuesday, July 23, 2002 ( 9:00 PM ) Jodi Ray thinks I am "fixing" my blog. Is it even possible to do that? # Monday, July 22, 2002 ( 1:28 AM ) Jodi Still no rollerskates, it's horribly depressing. Supposedly they were sent on Wednesday, so maybe they will get here in the next few days. If I don't get to rollerskate soon I fear I will hurt someone. Have you ever had a pimple or a cut in the corner of your mouth, like exactly where your top and bottom lip come together? I have something there that hurts and it making me insane. Not that it takes much. I was looking up Scooby Doo things on ebay today and came across something disturbing. It's a Scooby and Shaggy toilet seat. It looks like someone took a regular wood toilet seat and painted Scooby on it. It that not an odd thing to do? Apparently they do all sorts of different toilet seat characters, including Precious Moments, I find it all a little bit creepy. I broke down and went to see the Scooby movie, it was about as horrible as I imagined. Scooby was not even the main character and had less screen time than everyone else. And the story was just weird and not well explained at all. I don't understand how it could be such a hit. But there's many things I don't understand. So how is everyone lately? I never seem to be able to connect with anyone on IM, it's like some crazy phenomenon that everyone signs off or on seconds after I do the opposite. Is there a particular reason why old man have to pull their socks up to their knees when they wear shorts? I just found out that someone has a girlfriend! Hurray for Someone! I am so happy for someone. I knew that it would just take the right girl to discover that someone is probably as good as it gets and someone's girlfriend is a very lucky girl! Good for you, Steve, err Someone. What does it mean when both of your eyes won't stop burning? Why is it so hard for me to start reading "The Classics"? I took a few "Classics" out of the library, but every time I open one up in an attempt to read it, I start doing something else, trivial things like rearranging my sock drawers(yes there are 2 of them) or writing reminders to myself to do everyday things(like rearranging my sock drawers). I think I am psychologically avoiding A Tale of Two Cities. I am hungry and the only thing to eat is a left over porkchop. Should I eat a leftover porkchop right before I go to bed? It would problay just come back to haunt me in my sleep, be it acid reflux or horrible dreams. I have horrible dreams just about every night anyway, so maybe I will eat it. It's decided. # Tuesday, July 16, 2002 ( 12:14 AM ) Jodi So, I suck. The last 2 times I tried to post a blog, blogger was down and my blogs disappeared forever. When will I learn to save my blogs before trying to post them? You'd think that having it happen once would be enough of a rude-awakening. Apparently not. So I haven't got my rollerskates yet! I emailed the guy who was supposed to send them, because I was wondering what was taking so long and he hasn't sent them yet! Apparently he didn't "realize" he would have to fill out international forms and didn't have "time" to do it. I told him if he doesn't send them post-haste, I will be forced to give his address to the local Jehovah Witnesses. No offense to any JWs who might be reading this. Did you know that they don't stand for the National Anthem? I just find that creepy. I ate about 75% of a whole watermelon last week. I love watermelon, but it turns things pink if you know what I mean. I hate when it is very hot. I bought a "pocket fan" to keep in my purse, and I was using it in the car today because my Dad refuses to use the Air Conditioning and of course my hair got horribly caught in it and it was stuck so bad that I couldn't get it free, and I had to walk through Walmart with the fan dangling from my head until I got to the scissor section. Luckily it was fairly near the entrance. Scissor is a funny word. It's so annoying when you have someone spending the night and they fall asleep early and you don't get to do very many fun things. If I ever sleep over at your house, I promise I will not fall asleep early and ruin all the fun. Everyone should watch HeatVision and Jack. Right now. Someone sent me some honey BBQ fritos and Boo Berry Cereal! In the mail! I love getting things in the mail. I love people who send me things. Do I love you? # |
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